2005-06-04 [Mrs Gamgee]: heya dude. My phone is being so utterly gay, I don't expect you recieved my mmmmmmmmmmmessage apologising for not being able to make it did you? totally gay, I wouldve loved to have come. I will see you again soon. Remember this day little brother, today life is good!

2005-08-15 [psychekiller]: hi whats with the gay thing

2005-08-16 [Tanzi Took]: Gay pigeon bumbum love

2005-08-17 [psychekiller]: is that supposed to explain it? ^^

2005-08-17 [Mrs Gamgee]: Of course, everything's gay because everything is him, isn't it Tanzi?

2005-08-17 [psychekiller]: ok who is him??? ^^

2005-08-18 [Tanzi Took]: everythings HIM thats why everythings gay...........yep

2005-08-19 [psychekiller]: but who is him?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

2005-08-19 [Mrs Gamgee]: EVERYTHING IS HIM!...............................................................................gay

2005-08-19 [psychekiller]: so him means gay

2005-08-20 [Tanzi Took]: not exactly.........but him just happens to be gay most of the time. wot do you thinks the gayest him gamgee??

2005-08-20 [psychekiller]: hmmmmmmmmmmmm

2005-09-08 [Mrs Gamgee]: The gayest him has got to be................................................................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................................cabbage............................................although that is just a matter of opinon of course......................by the by I love cabbage...........................................gay

2005-09-08 [psychekiller]: i understand now i asked a friend on elftown and she told me all about him

2005-09-20 [Mrs Gamgee]: Good good.......which friend?

2005-09-22 [Tanzi Took]: there are others who know the ways of him?? whom?? show meeeeeeeee

2005-09-23 [psychekiller]: erm now now ladies i will not tell you her name for her own safety

2005-09-27 [Tanzi Took]: gay

2005-09-27 [psychekiller]: i am most certainly not

2005-09-27 [Mrs Gamgee]: i cannot bring myself to believe this..............surely him is a took and gamge invention.................??????????????????????????????

2005-09-30 [Tanzi Took]: thats what i thought!! actually me and lizz invented him years and years ago then got you hooked on saying it.........it was coooooooooool. i was once a him, i lived in a him, but i never saw the him, the him slayed the him. i was only three years him, but it told a him, and now listen little him to the safety him!!!!